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Monthly Archives: May 2016

Girls be like : Bhai ….

May 26, 2016 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Girls be like : Bhaiyya, ek 20

wala chips ka packet dena.

Shopkeeper: Ye lo behan Ji.

Girl: Kitne hue ?

Shopkeeper: -_-

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Hindi Jokes

Santa: My mother-in- ….

May 26, 2016 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.

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SMS Jokes

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,

kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!

Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha

aadmi hath me

1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,

1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab

3000/- mein

kharid li

Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:

Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka

LAST PAGE

mat dekna.

Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin

dar ke karan last page nahi khola.

1 din usse raha nahi gaya

aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya

aur sadme se

mar gya..

last page par likha tha..

.<

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Hindi Jokes

In a Nursery School ….

May 26, 2016 Sharad Leave a comment

In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching.

On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it: Take as many as u want, God is busy watching the Apples.

Moral: NEVER ACT SMART WITH today’s generation…!!!

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KID: Why some of your hairs are white, Dad?

DAD: Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white…

KID: Now I understand why Grandpa’s all hairs are white…

Moral: Don’t be over smart with today’s kids!

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