Monthly Archives: June 2016

Santa and Banta appl ….

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Santa and Banta apply for a job. Santa wants that Banta get the job, as he is less intelligent.

On the interview day, Santa says, “First I will go inside and answer all the questions except the last one and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. So you go and answer and you’ll get the job.” So Santa goes in.


Employer: “When did we get independence?”

Santa: “Efforts began in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947”

Employer: “Good. Who’s our PM?”

Santa: “It changes daily and these days it’s Atal Behari Vajpayee”

Employer: Ok. What is India’s population?

Santa: (He was not

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Ek Ladka Naukri Ki T ….

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Ek Ladka Naukri Ki Talaash Mein Shehar Mein Aa To Gaya Lekin Use Rahne Ke Liye Kamara Nahi Mila

Thak Haar Ke Wo Kisi Ke Darwaje Ke Aage Baith Gaya,

Thodi Der Baad Ek Ladki Bahar Aayi. Usne Us Ladke Ki Story Suni Aur Uspar Taras Kha Ke Apne Hi Room Mein Rahne Ko Kaha, Ladka Maan Gaya.

Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Ek Hi Kamre Mein Ek Hi Bed Par Beech Mein Takiya Laga Kar Soote The. Kaafi Din Tak Wo Ek Saath Hi Rehte Rahe.

Ek Din Ladka Raat Ko Apni Job Se Late Aaya Aur Darwaaja Khatkaya Par Ladki Ne Nahi Khola.

Ladke Ne Darwaja Zor Se Se Khatkaya Par Andar Se Koi Jawaab Nahi Aaya.

Ladka Gusse Mein Aakar: “Darwaja Kholti Hai

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Wife: Ek baat bolun? ….

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Wife: Ek baat bolun???


Husband: Haan yaar, bolo…


Wife: Maaroge to nahi?


Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?


Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin….?


Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga…, baat toh batao.


Wife: Main pregnant hun.


Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it’s a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???


Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi…

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