Monthly Archives: August 2016

Banta: “My grandfath ….

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Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”

Santa: “So what is so great about it? Once my grandfather himself fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”


Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”


Santa: “Why not? He was winding your grandfather�s wrist-watch.”

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Little Johnny and Ju ….

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Little Johnny and Julie are only 12 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Julie’s father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Julie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, “In Julie’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable; Mr. Smith says with a huge gr

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