Monthly Archives: March 2017

Chintu chup ke cigar ….

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Chintu chup ke cigarette pee raha tha, tabhi us ke papa aa gaye. Chintu ne ghabrahat mein, jaldi se cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li.


Papa, gusse se: Kya tum cigarette pee rahe the?


Chintu: Nahin toh…


Papa: Toh phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?


Chintu: Papa aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai toh dhuan toh niklega hi.

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Client to bank manag ….

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Client to bank manager: “sirji ek laura financekarana tha. laure pe interest kya chal raha hai.”


*After taking delivery.*


Wife ne laura ki arti utari. aur phir pura parivar laure pe baitH ke icecream khaane gaya.


Malkin to driver: “Driver laura nikalo.”


driver to malik- “sahab laura dho doon.”


And last but not not the least…..


Neighbours :- “Bete ki baraat to sharma ji ke laure pe nikalunga. kyu sharmaji! Aapko koi takleef to nahi hogi !!!!!?????????????????????????”

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At a jewelry store, ….

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At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

“Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweler.

The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,
“No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.”

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