Monthly Archives: June 2017

Three men were at th ….

Three men were at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office.


The interviewing FBI agent said, “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”


The man took the gun, hesitated, and said, “Sorry, I can’t do it.”


The next interviewee came into the office.


The agent said, “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”


The man took the gun, walked into

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In a terrible accide ….

In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.


At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he’d done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.


“Congratulations,” the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. “You did superbly under cross-examination.”


“Thanks,” he said, “but he sure had me worried.”


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Aao meri randi rani ….

Aao meri randi rani

Dikhao apni chut khandani

Le ke mere lund ko muh mein

Pee jao iska sara paani

Lund hai mera bara bhayankar

Rehta hai ye hamesa tankar

Dekhne isko aate videshi

Par choot marta hoon main keval swadesi

Mere lund k aage sab hai fail

Hathi,ghori sab ko deta hun pel

Darte hain isse sabhi raza

Kyonki naam hai mera chodu raza!!





-#yoyohoneysingh

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