Monthly Archives: October 2017

Banta walks into a b ….

Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on the bar, there was a loud disturbance outside. He ran out to see what was going on but soon went back to drink his beer.


When he got back, he found his glass empty and a note saying: ‘Thanks for the beer!’


Banta was a little ticked-off but ordered another beer anyway. Again, just as the bartender put the beer down, a loud crash was heard in the street. Thinking that someone ran into his parked car, Banta runs outside to check on things. Seeing that his car was okay, he returned to the bar and again found his glass empty and another note that said: ‘Thanks

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10. He can open you ….

10. He can open your blouse by himself.

9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.

8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.

7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.

6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.

5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.

4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.

3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.

2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos.”

1. Beard abrasions on areola.

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Cheetah cigarette ka ….

Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Cheetah khargosh ke sath chal diya.


Aage hathi cocaine le raha tha, khargosh phir bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Hathi bhi sath chal diya.


Aage Sher whisky pene ki tayari kar raha tha, khargosh ne usko bhi wahi kaha.


Sher ne glass side pe rakha aur khargosh ko 5-6 thappad maar diye.


Hathi bola: “Arey bhai, kyun maar rahe ho is bechare ko?”


Sher Bola: ”

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