Monthly Archives: October 2017

This guy was having ….

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This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment.


“Dude,” he told a friend, “I’ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back.”


“I had the same thing man,” his friend says. “All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes.”


“That’s it?” the guy asked. “I’ll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents.”


About a week later the guy gets a call.


“How’s it going with the mice, buddy?”


“Not so good, dude.”


“What’s the problem?” his friend asks.


“To be honest, I’m having a lot of trouble holding t

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Chudail ne 60 saal k ….

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Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jode se kaha Mai tum dono ki

1-1 wish puri kr skti hun.



Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..



chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .



Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ??



Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !



Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia



Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.

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Define girl… . . ….

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Define girl…

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The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

Gets

Facial,

Bleach,

Waxing,

Hair curling/ ­straighting,

Threading,

Toning,

Scrubing,

Moisturising,

done

&

Puts on

Lipstik,

LipGloss,

Lipliner,

Perfume,

Body toner,

Body lotion,

Eye liner,

Eye shadow,

Eye maskara,

Foundation,

Face powder,

Rings,

Bracele

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Banta comes home une ….

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Banta comes home unexpectedly{having forgotten his wallet}. He finds his 6 year old son Kukkoo, peeping into his bedroom{eyes glued to the keyhole}. Upon seeing his dad, Kukoo breaks down and starts crying

Banta: “Bete Kukoo, kya hua?” {Son, what happened?}

Kukoo: {points to the Bedroom} “waaaaaaaa dadddy…… padose wale Uncle” {the neighbor}

Banta frantically knocks on the door. Mrs Banta opens the door {in a state of near undress}. Smelling a rat, Banta starts searching the room. He looks under the bed, in the closet, in the bathroom….and finds his neighbour standing behind the curtains STARK NAKED.

Banta: {Slapping Neighbour} Saale

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