Monthly Archives: April 2018

Ladki ne boyfriend k ….

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Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bachcha: Aap ka naam?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai.

Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi.

Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to”jugaad”likha hua hai…. :p

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Alicia was married t ….

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Alicia was married to a male chauvinist(patriotic). They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman`s work.

But one evening Alicia arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers.

She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on. It turned out that Tom, her husband, had read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren`t so tired from having to do all the housework in ad

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Teri Zulfon Ke Bikha ….

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Teri Zulfon Ke Bikharnay



Teri Zulfon Ke Bikharnay Ka Sabab Hai Koi;

Aankh Kehti Hai Tere Dil Mein Talab Hai Koi;



Aanch Aati Hai Tere Jism Ki Uryaani Se;

Pairhan Hai Ke Sulagti Howi Shab Hai Koi;



Hosh Uraanay Lageen Phir Chaand Ki Thandi Kirnain;

Teri Basti Mein Hun Ya Khwaab-e-Tarb Hai Koi;



Geet Banti Hai Tere Sheher Ki Bharpoor Hawa;

Ajnabi Mein Hee Nahi Tu Bhee Ajab Hai Koi;



Lye Jaati Hain Kisi Dehaan Ki Lehrain ‘Nasir’;

Door Tak Silsila Taak-e-Tarb Hai Koi!

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