I knew I loved you w ….
I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!
Read more
Read more
Monthly Archives: August 2018
When one door closes ….
When one door closes, another one opens. That’s when you realise that…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
you’ve bought a really bad second-hand car!
Read more
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
you’ve bought a really bad second-hand car!
Read more
It doesn’t matter wh ….
A wife wanted an exp ….
A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary.
The miser overbearing rich husband rejected the expensive but affordable demand, He said, “You grow the hair on your chest and I will give you fur coat to cover it.”
The wife was out of control with anger. She pulls up her skirt, drops and throws her panties and pushes her hairy pubic area forward.
She said, “There! I have the hair on my chest, now buy me that damn coat!”
“That’s not your chest, that is your pussy!” husband screamed back.
“Oh yes that is my chest all right” she yelled
continue ….
Read more
The miser overbearing rich husband rejected the expensive but affordable demand, He said, “You grow the hair on your chest and I will give you fur coat to cover it.”
The wife was out of control with anger. She pulls up her skirt, drops and throws her panties and pushes her hairy pubic area forward.
She said, “There! I have the hair on my chest, now buy me that damn coat!”
“That’s not your chest, that is your pussy!” husband screamed back.
“Oh yes that is my chest all right” she yelled
continue ….
Read more
An Illinois man left ….
An Illinois man left the snow filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.
His wife was on a trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his motel in Florida, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher`s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, she let out a piercing scream, and fell to the
floor i
continue ….
Read more
His wife was on a trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his motel in Florida, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher`s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, she let out a piercing scream, and fell to the
floor i
continue ….
Read more
Last Sunday, it was ….
Last Sunday, it was “Friendship Day” and next Sunday, it’s “Raksha Bandhan”.
Last Sunday, boys were behind girls;
And next Sunday, girls would be behind boys!
Read more
Last Sunday, boys were behind girls;
And next Sunday, girls would be behind boys!
Read more
A woman goes to her ….
A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parents’ house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and sa
continue ….
Read more
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and sa
continue ….
Read more