'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Define girl…

.

.

.

The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

Gets

Facial,

Bleach,

Waxing,

Hair curling/ ­straighting,

Threading,

Toning,

Scrubing,

Moisturising,

done

&

Puts on

Lipstik,

LipGloss,

Lipliner,

Perfume,

Body toner,

Body lotion,

Eye liner,

Eye shadow,

Eye maskara,

Foundation,

Face powder,

Rings,

Bracelets,

Neckless,

Nail Print

Party dres,

Sandal

Purse

,

and

Says-

“Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi

uth kr aa gyi…”

Define

boy…

.

.

.

The one who b4 goin 2 party calls his frnd & asks :

“Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya?”

Frnd Reply : chal be tere baap ki baraat hai !