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Ek din imran hashami ek bar me beer ka mug

le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha..



Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai.. Baat kya hai.. ??



Imran:” Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main..

Nadi kinaare genliya mili, Usko Nadi paar karni thi..

Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur

beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha,



“YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA..”



Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha..



Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron k bich

kissing ka maje hi alag hai..



Ranbir: Gazab kismat hai teri filmi parde pe kya

to tu real me bhi kisi ko nhi chorrta



Agle din imran hashmi usi bar me usi table par

beer ka mug le kar baitha hua jor jor se ro raha tha..



Ranbir: Ye ‘C’ grade ki satai huì heroine jaisa

muh bana k kyu ro raha hai.. ??



Imran: Kal fir se machhli pakadne gaya tha main..

Nadi kinaare ek english ladki mili..

Usko bhi Nadi paar karni thi..

Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me

boat rok di aur usko kaha,



“YA TO MUJHSE Kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA..”



Usne kaha i m ready but kiss k alawa bhi

tumhe aur bahut kuch karna hoga…



Aur itna kehte hi usne apni nakli wig utari …



Mere to hosh udd gaye..



Wo sala Justin Bieber nikla…



Aur TAIRNA MUJHE BHI NAHI AATA THA.. 😛