Man 1: I am getting ….
Man 1: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?
Man 2: Get an ‘Irish Virginity Test’ Kit.
Man 1: What’s that?
Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.
Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?
Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue… and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, ‘that’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man 2: Get an ‘Irish Virginity Test’ Kit.
Man 1: What’s that?
Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.
Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?
Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue… and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, ‘that’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!