Navjot Sidhu: Alia H ….
Navjot Sidhu: Alia Have you heard about Don Bradman
Alia: Sorry i am not interested in the Underworld
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Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho
Alia: Koi anne waala hai
Pooja: Kaun???
Alia: Achhe Din
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Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK
Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it????
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Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain.
Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega???
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Chetan Bhagat: Hey Alia, what is the opposite of IIT???
Alia: U U Coffee.
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When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
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Alia to Police: Aap kahan jaa rahe ho.
Police: Lathi Charge Karne
Alia: Toh Charger toh lete jao.
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Alia calls Air India and asks how long will it take to travel from Mumbai to delhi.
Agent replies: “Just a Minute Ma’am”
Alia says Thank you and Hangs up.
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Do you see Formula 1??
Alia: No, I Hate Maths.
Alia can you tell what is 3×4???
Alia: it’s easy, answer is 12
And what is 4×3??
Alia: Very simple it’s 21.
Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai??
Alia: Abki Baar.
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Who was the first person to climb Mt. Everest?
Alia: Simple. The person who made it.
Alia: Sorry i am not interested in the Underworld
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Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho
Alia: Koi anne waala hai
Pooja: Kaun???
Alia: Achhe Din
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Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK
Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it????
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Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain.
Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega???
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Chetan Bhagat: Hey Alia, what is the opposite of IIT???
Alia: U U Coffee.
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When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
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Alia to Police: Aap kahan jaa rahe ho.
Police: Lathi Charge Karne
Alia: Toh Charger toh lete jao.
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Alia calls Air India and asks how long will it take to travel from Mumbai to delhi.
Agent replies: “Just a Minute Ma’am”
Alia says Thank you and Hangs up.
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Do you see Formula 1??
Alia: No, I Hate Maths.
Alia can you tell what is 3×4???
Alia: it’s easy, answer is 12
And what is 4×3??
Alia: Very simple it’s 21.
Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai??
Alia: Abki Baar.
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Who was the first person to climb Mt. Everest?
Alia: Simple. The person who made it.