Navjot Sidhu: Alia H ….

Navjot Sidhu: Alia Have you heard about Don Bradman

Alia: Sorry i am not interested in the Underworld

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Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho

Alia: Koi anne waala hai

Pooja: Kaun???

Alia: Achhe Din

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Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK

Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it????

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Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain.

Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega???

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Chetan Bhagat: Hey Alia, what is the opposite of IIT???

Alia: U U Coffee.

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When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.

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Alia to Police: Aap kahan jaa rahe ho.

Police: Lathi Charge Karne

Alia: Toh Charger toh lete jao.

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Alia calls Air India and asks how long will it take to travel from Mumbai to delhi.

Agent replies: “Just a Minute Ma’am”

Alia says Thank you and Hangs up.

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Do you see Formula 1??

Alia: No, I Hate Maths.

Alia can you tell what is 3×4???

Alia: it’s easy, answer is 12

And what is 4×3??

Alia: Very simple it’s 21.

Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai??

Alia: Abki Baar.

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Who was the first person to climb Mt. Everest?

Alia: Simple. The person who made it.



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