A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman, Banta, charges him Rs 25. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.
After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and Tandoori Chicken. Banta charges him Rs 50.
After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, “That was the best chicken I’ve ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him.”
“No problem,” says Banta. “He’s upstairs with my wife.”
“What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” asks the man.
“Probably the same thing I’m doing to his business down here!”
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