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I was a man trapped ….
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Pappu: Dad, please m ….
Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.
Santa: How do you know him?
Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.
Santa: Could you spell that please?
Pappu: If I could spell to, I’d write!
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Santa: How do you know him?
Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.
Santa: Could you spell that please?
Pappu: If I could spell to, I’d write!
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Aashna Ho To Aashn ….
Aashna Ho To
Aashna Ho To Aashna Samjhe;
Ho Jo Na-Aashna To Kya Samjhe;
Hum Isi Ko Bhala Samhhte Hain;
Aapko Jo Koi Bura Samjhe;
Vasal Hai Tu Jo Samjhe Use Vasal;
Tu Judaa Hai Aagr Judaa Samjhe;
Jo Zeher Deve Apne Haath Se Tu;
Tera Bimar-e-Gum Dawa Samjhe;
Ho Wo Baigana Ek Alam Se;
Jisko Apna Wo Dilruba Samjhe;
Ai ‘Zafar” Woh Kabhi Na Ho Gumraah;
Jo Mohabbat Ko Rehnuma Samjhe!
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Aashna Ho To Aashna Samjhe;
Ho Jo Na-Aashna To Kya Samjhe;
Hum Isi Ko Bhala Samhhte Hain;
Aapko Jo Koi Bura Samjhe;
Vasal Hai Tu Jo Samjhe Use Vasal;
Tu Judaa Hai Aagr Judaa Samjhe;
Jo Zeher Deve Apne Haath Se Tu;
Tera Bimar-e-Gum Dawa Samjhe;
Ho Wo Baigana Ek Alam Se;
Jisko Apna Wo Dilruba Samjhe;
Ai ‘Zafar” Woh Kabhi Na Ho Gumraah;
Jo Mohabbat Ko Rehnuma Samjhe!
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It takes a long time ….
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Ek Bachche Ke School ….
Ek Bachche Ke School Test Mein Marks Kam Aaye To Teacher Bachche Ko Modern Tareeke Se Darati Hai.
Teacher: “Kal Chup Chap Apne Mummy-Papa Ko School Mein Le Aana.”
“Warna Main Tumhara Test Result Facebook Par Post Karke Tumhare Mummy Papa Ko Usmein Tag Kar Dungi.”
This Time Teacher Rocks, Children Shocks
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Teacher: “Kal Chup Chap Apne Mummy-Papa Ko School Mein Le Aana.”
“Warna Main Tumhara Test Result Facebook Par Post Karke Tumhare Mummy Papa Ko Usmein Tag Kar Dungi.”
This Time Teacher Rocks, Children Shocks
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Little Johnny was wa ….
Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror he saw a train coming.
Panicked he started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop being bad!”
Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer!
He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop swearing AND being bad!”
Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away! Little Johnny struggled
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Panicked he started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop being bad!”
Nothing happened, his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the train getting closer!
He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop swearing AND being bad!”
Still nothing his foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away! Little Johnny struggled
continue ….
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