Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate K ….

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati

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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata Nahi Wo Se Kya Matlab.?)

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2: Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)

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3: Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe (Toh Fir Main Pehle Kaisa Tha)

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4: Such Btana Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu (Ab Sach Bolke Pitna

Thodi Na Hain)

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5: I’m Very Selfish Na.. (Ab Sach Bol Do Toh Gai Bhais Pani

Main ) 😛

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A bartender is getti ….

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A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.


“This is a stickup!” He yells. “Put all your dough in a bag!”


“Don’t shoot,” pleads the barkeep. “I’ll do whatever you say!”


The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over.


The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, “All right, now give me a blow job!”


“Anything!” cries the bartender. “Just don’t shoot!”


The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun.<br

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A man spent a weeken ….

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A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000.


He didn’t want anyone to know about it, so when he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it.


The next morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man’s house.


He screamed at the professor, “You

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