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A tourist walked int ….
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I`ll have a C monkey please.”
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, “That`ll be $5000.”
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey. The cost of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?”
The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C; very fast, tight code, n
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The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, “That`ll be $5000.”
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey. The cost of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?”
The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C; very fast, tight code, n
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Rahul Gandhi needs t ….
Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party. Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition!
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We settle for so-so ….
We settle for so-so sex because most of us don’t know how sexual we could be; we know only how sexual we are. How sexual we are has been shaped by decades of indoctrination by… family and friends, teachers, religious leaders, and romantic partners, not to mention a society that worships a bewildering fusion of childlike sexual innocence and cynical, nihilistic hedonism…. So what is normal? It all depends on what’s normal for you.
~ Anita H. Clayton, Satisfaction: Women, Sex, and the Quest for Intimacy
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~ Anita H. Clayton, Satisfaction: Women, Sex, and the Quest for Intimacy
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Happiness comes not ….
Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday.
Good Day!!!
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Good Day!!!
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Mushkil Hai Is Yaari ….
Mushkil Hai Is Yaari Ko Bhula Pana;
Mushkil Hai Tumhe Yaadon Se Mita Pana;
Tum Ek Keemti Tohfa Ho Dosti Ka;
Namumkin Hai Is Tohfe Ki Keemat Chuka Pana!
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Mushkil Hai Tumhe Yaadon Se Mita Pana;
Tum Ek Keemti Tohfa Ho Dosti Ka;
Namumkin Hai Is Tohfe Ki Keemat Chuka Pana!
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