What separates a gre ….
What separates a great from an ordinary film can be described in one word. Detail.
~ Shekhar Kapur
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~ Shekhar Kapur
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Singing in the showe ….
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth…
Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
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Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
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At a Motor Driving S ….
At a Motor Driving School:
Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first!
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Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first!
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Ladka Aur Ladki Hote ….
Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche
Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”
Manager: “Kis Liye?”
Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”
Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”
Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“
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Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”
Manager: “Kis Liye?”
Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”
Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”
Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“
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Jaate Hue Kehte Ho Q ….
Jaate Hue Kehte Ho Qayamat Ko Milenge;
Kya Khoob Qayamat Ka Hai Goya Koi Din Aur!
Translation:
Departing, you say, ‘We shall meet on Judgement Day’,
Marvellous! As if the day of judgement is some other day!
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Kya Khoob Qayamat Ka Hai Goya Koi Din Aur!
Translation:
Departing, you say, ‘We shall meet on Judgement Day’,
Marvellous! As if the day of judgement is some other day!
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Little Noah came int ….
Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.
“Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your
grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”
“What happened?”
“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The
dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked
it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining
room table and floated out safely.”
“How about you?”
“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!”
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“Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your
grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”
“What happened?”
“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The
dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked
it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining
room table and floated out safely.”
“How about you?”
“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!”
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Jandi Jandi Har Raaz ….
Jandi Jandi Har Raaz Apne Naal Le Gayi;
Jandi Jandi Di Chupi Sanu Kuch Keh Gayi;
Keh Gayi Dil Todna Sadi Majboori Nahi Sadi Aadat Ae;
Teri Eho Aadat Sadi Jaan Kad Ke Le Gayi!
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Jandi Jandi Di Chupi Sanu Kuch Keh Gayi;
Keh Gayi Dil Todna Sadi Majboori Nahi Sadi Aadat Ae;
Teri Eho Aadat Sadi Jaan Kad Ke Le Gayi!
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