Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ….

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Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.


Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?


Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waLi ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.


Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?


Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.


Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?


Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka…

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I sent a msg to a gi ….

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I sent a msg to a girl..



Would u like to b my fb frnd?



She replied Yes



but a few days later..



She: do u know gud english?



I interact only in english…



Me: yeah!



She: do u know what is frndship.?



I was very angry, so

i replied

– frndship is an interpersonal and

immediate understanding of

interactional ways of peculiaristic and

democratically undefined methods of

controlling emotional hyperbolic


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This guy was having ….

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This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment.


“Dude,” he told a friend, “I’ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back.”


“I had the same thing man,” his friend says. “All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes.”


“That’s it?” the guy asked. “I’ll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents.”


About a week later the guy gets a call.


“How’s it going with the mice, buddy?”


“Not so good, dude.”


“What’s the problem?” his friend asks.


“To be honest, I’m having a lot of trouble holding t

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Chudail ne 60 saal k ….

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Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jode se kaha Mai tum dono ki

1-1 wish puri kr skti hun.



Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..



chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .



Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ??



Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !



Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia



Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.

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