One day the teacher ….

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand.

The teacher says, “See it`s long neck? What animal has a long neck?”

Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe.

“Very good Sally,” the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands.

“See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?”

Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra.

“Very good Billy,” the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the s

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On the first day of ….

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:


“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined Rs. 50 the first time.”,

He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined Rs. 75. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of Rs.150. Are there any questions?”

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?”

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Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz

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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki

hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala……

Doctor: “Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad aayiye”.

(1 week baad)

Old Lady:”Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di….??

Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai”

Doctor:”Good..! ­ ­ Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai….

Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge..:p:D

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