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Ungliyaa Meri Waafa ….
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I am so clever that ….
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A farmer had 3 lovel ….
A farmer had 3 lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys came by to pick them up.
The first boy arrived and said: “Hi, I`m Eddie, I`m here for Betty, we`re going steady, is she ready?”
The farmer called Betty and she and Eddie went on their way.
The second boy arrived and said: “Hi, I`m Joe, I`m here for Flo, we`re going to the show, is she ready to go?”
The farmer called Flo and she and Joe went on their way.
The third boy arrived in an old beat up pickup, came to the door and said: “Hi, I`m Chuck”
The farmer shot him.
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The first boy arrived and said: “Hi, I`m Eddie, I`m here for Betty, we`re going steady, is she ready?”
The farmer called Betty and she and Eddie went on their way.
The second boy arrived and said: “Hi, I`m Joe, I`m here for Flo, we`re going to the show, is she ready to go?”
The farmer called Flo and she and Joe went on their way.
The third boy arrived in an old beat up pickup, came to the door and said: “Hi, I`m Chuck”
The farmer shot him.
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1 bande Ne Ek Functi ….
1 bande Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya
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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hain
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Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola
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Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.
10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.. Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
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Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha
“Ye Birthday Party hai.
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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hain
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Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola
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Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.
10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.. Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
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Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha
“Ye Birthday Party hai.
continue ….
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She: hey Me : hello ….
She: hey
Me : hello
She : may i ask something?
Me : yes sure
She : r u single?
Me : nah triple
She : r u kidding?
Me : arre pagli fb pe bacha thode hota h…. milna padta he
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Me : hello
She : may i ask something?
Me : yes sure
She : r u single?
Me : nah triple
She : r u kidding?
Me : arre pagli fb pe bacha thode hota h…. milna padta he
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A man wakes up one m ….
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla up in the tree in his front yard. Not knowing quite what to do, he looks in the yellow pages under “Gorilla Removal Service” and sure enough finds a listing-Harry`s Ape Removal.
So he calls up Harry and about an hour later Harry shows up with all the tools of his trade, a pick-up truck, a pair of handcuffs, a ferociously-trained dog and a shotgun.
Harry then proceeds to explain the removal procedure to the man because he will need help:
“Now, I`m going to climb up in this tree and shake the tree until the gorilla falls out of the tree. The very instant the gorilla hits the ground, this daog is trained to rus
continue ….
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So he calls up Harry and about an hour later Harry shows up with all the tools of his trade, a pick-up truck, a pair of handcuffs, a ferociously-trained dog and a shotgun.
Harry then proceeds to explain the removal procedure to the man because he will need help:
“Now, I`m going to climb up in this tree and shake the tree until the gorilla falls out of the tree. The very instant the gorilla hits the ground, this daog is trained to rus
continue ….
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