Two guys are discuss ….

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Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding.


“I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not.”


His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says ‘Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen!’ you hit her with the shovel!”

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Santa and Banta drov ….

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Santa and Banta drove to a Petrol pump in a remote place for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered to anybody who purchased a full tank of petrol. When they went inside to pay, Santa asked the attendant about the contest.


The attendant said, “If you win, you`re entitled to free SEX,”

Santa asked how can he enter the contest.

The attendant explained, “Well, I`m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess it right you win free SEX.”

So Santa filled up and asked to play the contest and said, ” I Guess 7.”

“Sorry I was thinking of 8,” replied the attendant.

The next week, Santa and Bant

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It was a fine summer ….

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It was a fine summer evening at the local pub in Dublin. The bar was about half full. In one corner two fellows sat drinking pints. One fellow asks the other “Now where are ya from, me lad?”

The second fellow replies “County Cork.”

The first fellow is amazed “Why that`s were I hail from too! What may be your family name, then?”

The second chap says “It be none other than O`Brien”

“Why that is my clan, too. What a small world. And to what school did you go?”

“I went to St. Brigits.”

“My God, So did I!!” exclaimed the first fellow loudly.

“So then, in what fine year did you graduate?”

“1954

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