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The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for Santa reading his paper.

Santa peered over his paper and asked “Would you let me f**k you for a fifty rupee?”

“Certainly not!” exclaimed young lady, and Santa returned to his paper.

A short while later Santa looked across again and said “Would you let me f**k you for ten thousand rupees?”

After a brief pause, the woman replied “yes, I suppose I would.”

Again Santa returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later Santa asked “Would you let me f**k you for Rs 20?”

“Certainly not!” replied the young woman,

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Little Johnny is delivering newspapers.

He knocks on a door and says to the lady, “I’m collecting today… that’ll be five dollars.”

She says, “I’m a little short on cash, but I’ll gladly give you some great sex instead.”

Little Johnny agrees, “All right.”

He walks in and the lady undoes his pants and pulls them down. To her surprise, she sees the biggest penis she’s ever seen.

Little Johnny then reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of washers, and begins sliding them onto his penis.

The lady says, “You don’t have to do that… I can take all of it.”

“Not for five bucks, you can’t,” repli

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