Santa took his dog t ….

Santa took his dog to the vet for its annual check-up.

“Your dog is overweight,” the vet said. “You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise. Try playing fetch with him.”

“That’s impossible,” Santa replied. “I can’t play fetch with my dog.”

“Why not?” asked the puzzled vet.

“Because,” Santa said, “he can’t throw.”

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There was a program ….

There was a program in which CIA Agents would watch prostitutes through 2 way mirrors having sex!

Operation Midnight Climax consisted of a web of CIA-run safehouses in San Francisco, Marin, and New York. It was established in order to study the effects of LSD on unconsenting individuals.

Prostitutes on the CIA payroll were instructed to lure clients back to the safehouses, where they were surreptitiously plied with a wide range of substances, including LSD, and monitored behind one-way glass. CIA Agents would watch them have sex!

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Ek ladki chemist sho ….

Ek ladki chemist shop pe jati hai aur bolti hai: “Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai?”


Shopkeeper: “Haan hai, boliye kitne de dun?”


Ladki: “Arey nahin, nahin… Mujhe nahi chahiye par mera mobile number note kar lo.


Shopkeeper: “Vo Kyun, Main karunga iska?


Ladki: “Jo bhi ye condoms purchase kare usko mera mobile number de dena.”

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