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A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver`s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver`s license, he asks for registration.

Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It`s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.”

“Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer gets excited. The officer unzips his pants and pulls his member out.

Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face

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A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.


She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”


He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I’ve been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker.”


She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everythin

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