A blonde is watching ….

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”


The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”


Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”


After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a Brazilian?”

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Three girls died and ….

Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.

St. Peter asked the girls, “Before entering you must answer this simple question.”

“Have you been a good girl?”, he asked the first girl.

“Oh yes”, she said. “I was a virgin before I got married and was still virgin even after I got married.”

“Very good”, said St. Peter. “Angel, give this girl …the golden key.”

“Have you been a good girl?”, he asked the second girl.

“Oh, quite good”, she said. “I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married.”

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