What a strange world ….
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
-Bernard Williams
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-Bernard Williams
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I`m too shy to expre ….
I`m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know.
-Garry Shandling
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-Garry Shandling
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Wife:” (Gusse me) Aa ….
Wife:” (Gusse me) Aapne bola tha bina reason
sharab nahi piyunga..
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Husband:” Reason hai..
Diwaali aa rahi hai, rocket chalane ke liye khali
bottle chaahiye…
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sharab nahi piyunga..
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Husband:” Reason hai..
Diwaali aa rahi hai, rocket chalane ke liye khali
bottle chaahiye…
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Sharabi :- Garam kya ….
Sharabi :- Garam kya hai ?
Waiter : Chowmein.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Soup.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Ubalta pani.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Aag ka gola hai saale.
Sharabi :- Lekar aao , ciggratte jalani hai.
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Waiter : Chowmein.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Soup.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Ubalta pani.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Aag ka gola hai saale.
Sharabi :- Lekar aao , ciggratte jalani hai.
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Dada Kondke Made A M ….
Dada Kondke Made A Movie
“Roz Meri Maarlo”
Censor Board Objected.
Dada Told Censor Board, “Ye 3 Ladkiyo Ki Kahani Hai… Rose, Mary & Maarlo..!”
Board Asked To Change The Sequence.
Dada Happily Agreed & Told The Censor Board, “You Can Put Their Names In Any Sequence…!!”
( U Can Also Try It !!!)
Keep Trying…
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“Roz Meri Maarlo”
Censor Board Objected.
Dada Told Censor Board, “Ye 3 Ladkiyo Ki Kahani Hai… Rose, Mary & Maarlo..!”
Board Asked To Change The Sequence.
Dada Happily Agreed & Told The Censor Board, “You Can Put Their Names In Any Sequence…!!”
( U Can Also Try It !!!)
Keep Trying…
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Banta: Do you know w ….
Banta: Do you know who are the best goalkeepers in the world ?
Santa: Women, no matter how much and which way you fuck her, your balls will never go in.
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Santa: Women, no matter how much and which way you fuck her, your balls will never go in.
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There is no point at ….
There is no point at which you can say, “Well, I’m successful now. I might as well take a nap.”
-Carrie Fisher
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-Carrie Fisher
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