Never allow a person ….
Never allow a person to tell you ‘no’ who doesn’t have the power to say ‘yes’.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Read more
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Read more
|
|
Smoking one cigarett ….
Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers…FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
Read more
Read more
|
|
Very emotional msg ….
Very emotional msg
Gf – I am pregnant
Bf – r u sure ki ye mera hai ?
Gf (crying) – yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega ????????
Read more
Gf – I am pregnant
Bf – r u sure ki ye mera hai ?
Gf (crying) – yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega ????????
Read more
|
|
Girl:- “Aaj mera bir ….
Girl:- “Aaj mera birthday h, Mujhe kya gift
doge.?”
Boy:- “Wo saamne black colour ki BMW dekh rhi ho.?”
Girl (khush ho k)- Haan haan.
Boy:- Us colour ka
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Lawda…:p :p :d :d >…<
Read more
doge.?”
Boy:- “Wo saamne black colour ki BMW dekh rhi ho.?”
Girl (khush ho k)- Haan haan.
Boy:- Us colour ka
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Lawda…:p :p :d :d >…<
Read more
|
|
Height of “WhatsApp” ….
Height of “WhatsApp”ing:
You know why Teachers mark only one tick on our
answers in the answer sheet … ???
Read more
You know why Teachers mark only one tick on our
answers in the answer sheet … ???
Read more
|
|
Ek baar railway-stat ….
Ek baar railway-station par 1 budha
aadmi baitha train ka intejaar kar
rha tha.. .
Waha Pappu aaya aur uss budhe se
pucha:
“ancle, time kya hua hai…??
Budha: “mujhe nahi pata..”
Pappu: “lekin aapke hath me ghadi
to hai.
Plz bata dijiye na kitne baje hai..?
Budha: ghanta, mai nahi bataunga..!
Pappu: “par kyu..?
Budha: “abe q ki agr mai tujhe time
bata dunga to tum mujhe thanx
bologe aur apna name bataoge..
Phir tum mera name, kaam
puchoge.
Phir shayad hum log apas me aur
bhi baat krne lage,
Hum 2no me jaan- pehchan ho
jayegi to shayad train aane par tum
b
continue ….
Read more
aadmi baitha train ka intejaar kar
rha tha.. .
Waha Pappu aaya aur uss budhe se
pucha:
“ancle, time kya hua hai…??
Budha: “mujhe nahi pata..”
Pappu: “lekin aapke hath me ghadi
to hai.
Plz bata dijiye na kitne baje hai..?
Budha: ghanta, mai nahi bataunga..!
Pappu: “par kyu..?
Budha: “abe q ki agr mai tujhe time
bata dunga to tum mujhe thanx
bologe aur apna name bataoge..
Phir tum mera name, kaam
puchoge.
Phir shayad hum log apas me aur
bhi baat krne lage,
Hum 2no me jaan- pehchan ho
jayegi to shayad train aane par tum
b
continue ….
Read more
|
|
Ladka propose mare t ….
Ladka propose mare toh ladki k
5 jawab ho sakte hai –
1. No
.
2. Yes
.
3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu
.
4. I m engaged
.
5. I love someone else…
.
.
.
Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare
to ladke k 5 jawab
.
1. Haa
.
2. Yes
.
3. Ok
.
4. Alright
.
5. Me 2 .
Moral: Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya
hota hai…!! :
Read more
5 jawab ho sakte hai –
1. No
.
2. Yes
.
3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu
.
4. I m engaged
.
5. I love someone else…
.
.
.
Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare
to ladke k 5 jawab
.
1. Haa
.
2. Yes
.
3. Ok
.
4. Alright
.
5. Me 2 .
Moral: Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya
hota hai…!! :
Read more
|
|