GYAN GANGA. 1)Dog r ….

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GYAN GANGA.

1)Dog road pr ulta pada tha to log uski pooja krne lage,
Q?
Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD.

1 or

2)Mare hue insan k muh me kya daloge?
Birla Cement,
Qki
“IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI”

1 or

3)Wat is the cube of 13
Ans.- Suroor,
coz
TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR

“Chalo 1 aur”

4)Wat wud u cal a girl who never laughs?
HASI-NAA.

“bas 1 or”

5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge?

Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to “GK” kya karega.

“pakka last”

6)Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya

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The Bathtub Test: D ….

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The Bathtub Test:

During a visit 2 a ‘Mental Hospital’ journalist askd the Director: “How do u determine whthr 2 admit a patient or not?”

Director: “Well, we fill a Bathtub,

then v give a teaspoon, a teacup & a bucket to the patient & ask him to empty the Bathtub.”

The journalist said: “oh, a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger, right!”

Director: “No! A normal person wud pull the Drain Plug”.

Now tell me which bed u want?:-P;-)

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