There are these thre ….

There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused, they decided to give their boyfriends nicknames.


So they asked the first girl what she called her boyfriend.


And she says, “I call my man 7-up.”


They ask her,” Why do you call your man that?”


She says, “Because he’s seven inches long and is always up.”


They ask the second girl what she calls her man.


She says, “I call my man Mountain Dew.”


They ask, “Why do you call your man that?”


She says, “Because he likes to Mou

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Santa was having pro ….

Santa was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, Jeeto, so he went to the doctor for advice.

The doctor told him the next time he wanted to have sex, to stick his finger in his wife’s pussy, and then rub it under his nose, and the smell would cause his hormones to kick in, and he would obtain an erection.

That night, he decided to make his move. He turned out all the lights and got into bed. He put his finger in her pussy, and then rubbed it under his nose. He felt a tingling in his cock, and it began to stiffen.

Amazed, he decided to see what would happen if he used two fingers. He stuck them in her pussy, then rubbed them both under

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