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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife`s golf ball……….stuck right in the middle of the cow`s butt. That`s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?” asked the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this

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This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work.

He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife. Later, back at the bar, the guy tells the bartender the story.


“Wow, that’s awful, what did you do?” the bartender asked.


“Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and came straight back here. Shoot, they we’re just getting started, so I figure, I got time for a couple more beers.”

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