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History repeats itse ….
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Naraz Hona Aapse Gal ….
Naraz Hona Aapse Galti Kehlayegi;
Aapki Ruswaie Se Saanse Tham Jayengi;
Haste Rehna Hamesha;
Aapki Hasi Se Hamari Zindagi Savar Jayegi!
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Aapki Ruswaie Se Saanse Tham Jayengi;
Haste Rehna Hamesha;
Aapki Hasi Se Hamari Zindagi Savar Jayegi!
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Santa and Banta are ….
Santa and Banta are in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms.
Santa energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a “| ” mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.
He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a ” | ” on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.
Santa wakes up again in a coup
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So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms.
Santa energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a “| ” mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.
He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a ” | ” on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.
Santa wakes up again in a coup
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If steroids are ille ….
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A young man who was ….
A young man who was an avid golfer had a few hours to spare. He figured that if he played quickly, he could squeeze in nine holes before heading home. Just as he was about to tee-off, an elderly gentleman asked if he could accompany him as he, too, was playing alone. The young man agreed. When they finally reached the ninth fairway, the young man had a tough shot-there was a large pine tree directly between his ball and the green.
He was considering how to hit the shot, when the other man said, “When I was your age, I`d hit the ball right over that tree.”
Accepting the challenge, the younger man swung hard and hit the ball smack into the top of the tree trunk. It th
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He was considering how to hit the shot, when the other man said, “When I was your age, I`d hit the ball right over that tree.”
Accepting the challenge, the younger man swung hard and hit the ball smack into the top of the tree trunk. It th
continue ….
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Sunday Bazar mein ek ….
Sunday Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue:
‘Sher ka pinjra’ 10 rupay mein!
‘Sher ka pinjra’ 10 rupay mein!
Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha, aur phir ek dum se waapis aa gayi.
Doosri ne pucha: Kya hua?
Pehli wali kehne lagi: Kameena ‘KACHHEY’ bech rha hai.
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‘Sher ka pinjra’ 10 rupay mein!
‘Sher ka pinjra’ 10 rupay mein!
Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha, aur phir ek dum se waapis aa gayi.
Doosri ne pucha: Kya hua?
Pehli wali kehne lagi: Kameena ‘KACHHEY’ bech rha hai.
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