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A teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
“Joe, Do you know any multi-syllable words?”
After some thought Joe proudly replied, “Monday.”
“Great, that has two syllables, Mon……day. Does anyone know another word.”
“I do! I do!” replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny’s more mature sense of humor she picks Kelly instead.
“OK Kelly, what is your word.”
“Saturday.” says Kelly.
“Great, that has three syllables…”
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says, “I know a four sylla
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“Joe, Do you know any multi-syllable words?”
After some thought Joe proudly replied, “Monday.”
“Great, that has two syllables, Mon……day. Does anyone know another word.”
“I do! I do!” replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny’s more mature sense of humor she picks Kelly instead.
“OK Kelly, what is your word.”
“Saturday.” says Kelly.
“Great, that has three syllables…”
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says, “I know a four sylla
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‘The difference betw ….
‘The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.’
-Woody Allen
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-Woody Allen
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A lady walked into a ….
A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy – I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmac
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The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy – I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
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Sometimes… I think
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Sometimes… I don’t!
Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera. Koi fix Nahi hai…
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Sometimes… I don’t!
Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera. Koi fix Nahi hai…
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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a rolling bed by the nurse and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room, the nurse leaves her behind the surgery room door and goes in to check whether everything is ready.
A young man, wearing a white coat, approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and performs the same examination. When a third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says, “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”
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A young man, wearing a white coat, approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and performs the same examination. When a third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says, “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”
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