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Don’t get all weird ….
Don’t get all weird about getting older. Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!
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Drunk and driving N ….
Drunk and driving
Nitin & Manoj Daaru pee k ghar ja rahe the.
Tabhi Manoj chillya – Nitin, Deewar …Abe samne dekh deewar hai ….deewar… dhadaaaaam!
They hit the wall.
The next day in the hospital Manoj asked Nitin – You r good for nothing, I’ve been screaming for you to watch out, why didn’t you?
Nitin answered him: – Gaadi tu chala raha tha sale bevde..!!!
😛 😛 :)) 😉
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Nitin & Manoj Daaru pee k ghar ja rahe the.
Tabhi Manoj chillya – Nitin, Deewar …Abe samne dekh deewar hai ….deewar… dhadaaaaam!
They hit the wall.
The next day in the hospital Manoj asked Nitin – You r good for nothing, I’ve been screaming for you to watch out, why didn’t you?
Nitin answered him: – Gaadi tu chala raha tha sale bevde..!!!
😛 😛 :)) 😉
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Height of Testing: ….
Height of Testing:
>>Introduction:
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*Sanket (QA Tester)
*Mukesh Thakur (Developer)
>>Conversation
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Sanket: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn’t appear.
Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.
>>After 2 days,
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Mukesh Thakur : Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.
>>After another 2 days,
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>>Introduction:
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*Sanket (QA Tester)
*Mukesh Thakur (Developer)
>>Conversation
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Sanket: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn’t appear.
Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.
>>After 2 days,
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Mukesh Thakur : Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.
>>After another 2 days,
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I overheard 2 guys i ….
I overheard 2 guys in the bar the other day. I couldn’t help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.
One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man you look tired.”
His buddy says, “Dude I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don’t know what to do.”
A fellow about my age (42), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, “Marry her. That’ll put a stop to that shit!”
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One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man you look tired.”
His buddy says, “Dude I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don’t know what to do.”
A fellow about my age (42), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, “Marry her. That’ll put a stop to that shit!”
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Once upon a time the ….
Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful daughter. One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit. That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck out of his room and entered the princess’ room.
She said, “What are you doing in my room? Leave immediately or I will call my father!”
The Prince said, “Don’t be frightened. I am not going to hurt you. You are so beautiful. I just want to kiss you and hold you.”
He kissed her lips and here and there and everywhere. Soon he had gone where no man had gone before. Soon they were enthusiastically doing what comes natural. After he finished, he rolle
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She said, “What are you doing in my room? Leave immediately or I will call my father!”
The Prince said, “Don’t be frightened. I am not going to hurt you. You are so beautiful. I just want to kiss you and hold you.”
He kissed her lips and here and there and everywhere. Soon he had gone where no man had gone before. Soon they were enthusiastically doing what comes natural. After he finished, he rolle
continue ….
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