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Star has 5 ends Squ ….
Star has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Triangle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end.
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Square has 4 ends
Triangle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end.
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If you came across B ….
If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him and getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph.
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What shutter speed would you use?
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What shutter speed would you use?
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Ladies of 1970s: Hu ….
Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee.
Ladies of 1990s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.
Ladies of 2000:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.
Ladies of 2014:
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?
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Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee.
Ladies of 1990s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.
Ladies of 2000:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.
Ladies of 2014:
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?
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What is the Hollywoo ….
What is the Hollywood movie made for ‘fasting’ ladies?
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‘Fast and Furious’
One day Fast, 364 days Furious!
Happy Karwa Chauth!
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‘Fast and Furious’
One day Fast, 364 days Furious!
Happy Karwa Chauth!
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Santa joined NASA. A ….
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA.
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NASA to SATYANASA.
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Ek aurat apne bachch ….
Ek aurat apne bachche ko liye ro rahi thi.
Ek vakil ne rone ki wajah puchi, toh us aurat ne kaha ki mera beta bimaar hai or dawa ke liye paise nahin hain.
vakil ne us aurat ko 1000 ka note dia aur kaha ki jao dawa le lo, Rs 100 ka doodh bhi le lena, baaki paise mujhe wapis de dena.
Aurat thodi der baad dawa aur dudh le aayi aur baaki Rs 650 vakil ko wapas kar diye.
vakil khush hua aur sochne laga ke Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati,
Doctor ko fees mil gayi, bachche ko dawa mil gai aur……
mera nakli note bhi chal gaya !!!
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Ek vakil ne rone ki wajah puchi, toh us aurat ne kaha ki mera beta bimaar hai or dawa ke liye paise nahin hain.
vakil ne us aurat ko 1000 ka note dia aur kaha ki jao dawa le lo, Rs 100 ka doodh bhi le lena, baaki paise mujhe wapis de dena.
Aurat thodi der baad dawa aur dudh le aayi aur baaki Rs 650 vakil ko wapas kar diye.
vakil khush hua aur sochne laga ke Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati,
Doctor ko fees mil gayi, bachche ko dawa mil gai aur……
mera nakli note bhi chal gaya !!!
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