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If someone waits for ….

November 8, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

If someone waits for YOU, it doesn’t mean that they have nothing else to do;

It just means that nothing else is more important than YOU!

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Nice Lines

Life is like Cricket ….

November 8, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Life is like Cricket.

Don’t lose your wicket;

Try to score a century;

Never forget your boundary;

And if you get out, never get put off because God is the 3rd umpire!

Good day!

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Good Morning/Night/Day

We always worry abou ….

November 8, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

We always worry about our looks;

But the truth is that they neither matter to those who hate us nor to those who love us!

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Nice Lines

Alok Nath covers his ….

November 8, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Alok Nath covers his head and takes his slippers off before playing Temple Run!

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Hindi SMS Jokes

Santa to Bank Manage ….

November 8, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Santa to Bank Manager, “My cheque was returned by your bank with the mark, Insufficient Funds”.

Manager: Quite right, Sir!

Santa: I wanna know whether it refers to mine or the Bank’s Funds?

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SMS Jokes

Do not only be close ….

November 8, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Do not only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who cannot be happy without you. It makes a lot difference to him at least.

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Nice Lines

The 5 stages of gett ….

November 8, 2014 Sharad Leave a comment

The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:

1. Denial

2. Anger

3. Bargaining

4. Depression

5. Acceptance

Good Morning, Have a very nice Monday!

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Good Morning/Night/Day

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