I said to a fat girl ….
I said to a fat girl today, “You’re a big girl!” She replied, “Tell me something I don’t know.” I said, “Salad tastes good.”
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Santa: I am all for ….
Santa: I am all for women’s rights.
Banta: That’s new to me. But still how?
Santa: They actually get a choice between a “School Girl” or a Nurse’s outfit when I’m horny!
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Banta: That’s new to me. But still how?
Santa: They actually get a choice between a “School Girl” or a Nurse’s outfit when I’m horny!
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Facebook is a brilli ….
Facebook is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel… and misinterpret what other people mean!
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Pappu: Ma’m, why did ….
Pappu: Ma’m, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head?
Teacher: Because of intelligence.
Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!
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Teacher: Because of intelligence.
Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!
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Destiny is simply th ….
Destiny is simply the strength of your desires.
If you cry at your troubles, they grow double;
If you laugh at them, they disappear like a bubble!
Good Night!
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If you cry at your troubles, they grow double;
If you laugh at them, they disappear like a bubble!
Good Night!
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Banta: If a lion att ….
Banta: If a lion attacks your mother-in-law and your wife, whom would you save?
Santa: The lion, of course!
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Santa: The lion, of course!
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Alcohol is like the ….
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