True friends r like ….
True friends r like the mornings, u can`t have them whole day but u can be sure they`ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever`.
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If you steal someone ….
If you steal someone’s Husband, it is rude;
But if you steal her Maid or Servant,
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It is Unforgettable, Unforgivable and Unpardonable!
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But if you steal her Maid or Servant,
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It is Unforgettable, Unforgivable and Unpardonable!
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Shopkeeper: This swe ….
Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
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Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
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Girls are funny crea ….
Girls are funny creatures.
They hate it when you ask their age;
But will kill you if you forget their birthday!
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They hate it when you ask their age;
But will kill you if you forget their birthday!
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I’m not flirting, I’ ….
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One to one relations ….
One to one relationship is possible only when two egos are dropped.
Otherwise there’re four persons involved, two real and two imaginary!
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Otherwise there’re four persons involved, two real and two imaginary!
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A professor was aske ….
A professor was asked to give a talk on Sex
When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.”
And he sat back down.
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When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.”
And he sat back down.
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