Girlfriend ne Boyfri ….
Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?
Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!
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Mera Sabse Bada hai
Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola.
Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?”
Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola.
Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“
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A man staring at a girl.
Bus scene,
A man staring at a girl.
Conductor: ticket ticket ticket! Sahab, satyamev jayate fir se…
Man: *slaps* BC biwi hai ye meri
Jo Samjha Thoko Like
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The best curve on a woman’s body is. . . .
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1 badshah ko 1 ladki pasand aa gayi.
1 badshah ko 1 ladki pasand aa gayi.
Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha, badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me
bulaya.
4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar badshah k darbar me nahi aya toh
badshah ne sunar ko giraftar karne k liye Sipahi bheje.
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Fabulous Quote by the Comedy king Charlie Chaplin
Fabulous Quote by the Comedy king Charlie Chaplin:
”Your pain may give laugh to somebody but your laugh should not give pain to anybody.” ….:)
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Wo to aankhe thi jo keh gayi sab kuch…
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