Teacher: Why are you rubbing oil on your head while I am teaching?
Pappu: Last night, I heard my mum tell my dad, rub oil on the head if it\’s not going in.
Preeto: How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Jeeto: Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Cooja, Mooja, Ooja, Kani, Mani, Pani, Mao, Bao, Lao, Zoo, Lo Shoo…
Oh my God! Hope you have not read it! This was the mantra for making your
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DICK smaller!