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A woman called up the hospital and said,


“I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,”


The RMO replied, “She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days.”


The woman said, “Thank God! That’s wonderful news!”


RMO: I take it you must be a family member or a close friend!


Woman: No I am Rita Brown. No one tells me anything!

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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.


He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”


She replied, “I’m having a baby.”


With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”


She answered, “He sure is.”


Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?”


She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.”


With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, “Then why did you eat him?”

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Santa and Banta are at work, digging a hole. Banta asks Santa other, “Why is that guy up there sitting under the tree while we do all the work?”

Santa said that he doesn`t know, so he goes up and asks him why.

The guy under the tree says, “Because I have intelligence.”

Santa says, “What`s that?”

So the guy under the tree stands up and says, “Punch me as hard as you can.”

Santa winds up and punches him, but the intelligent guy moves away and the digger punches the tree. His hand is now killing him.

Santa says, “Oh, I think I know what it is now.”

He goes back down to Banta.

Banta asks, ”

continue ….

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