Meanwhile a ….
Meanwhile at the Hyundai Showroom !!!
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Sales man :- sir ye dekhiye Hyundai Verna
Santa :- Verna kya bhosdike ?
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Sales man :- sir ye dekhiye Hyundai Verna
Santa :- Verna kya bhosdike ?
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A teenager ….
A teenager went missing. His family uploaded a message on whatsapp with his photo. He was found, thanks to whatsapp.
It is more than three months now. He is not able to go to school. People are dropping him back home as the message is still circulating on whatsapp !!! 😂😂😂😂
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It is more than three months now. He is not able to go to school. People are dropping him back home as the message is still circulating on whatsapp !!! 😂😂😂😂
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Santa and Banta appl ….
Santa and Banta apply for a job. Santa wants that Banta get the job, as he is less intelligent.
On the interview day, Santa says, “First I will go inside and answer all the questions except the last one and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. So you go and answer and you’ll get the job.” So Santa goes in.
Employer: “When did we get independence?”
Santa: “Efforts began in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947”
Employer: “Good. Who’s our PM?”
Santa: “It changes daily and these days it’s Atal Behari Vajpayee”
Employer: Ok. What is India’s population?
Santa: (He was not
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On the interview day, Santa says, “First I will go inside and answer all the questions except the last one and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. So you go and answer and you’ll get the job.” So Santa goes in.
Employer: “When did we get independence?”
Santa: “Efforts began in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947”
Employer: “Good. Who’s our PM?”
Santa: “It changes daily and these days it’s Atal Behari Vajpayee”
Employer: Ok. What is India’s population?
Santa: (He was not
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Aap Hume Bhool Jao H ….
Aap Hume Bhool Jao Hume Koi Gum Nahi,
Aap Hume Bhool Jao Hume Koi Gum Nahi,
Jis Din Humne Aapko Bhuladiya,
Samajh Lijiyega, is duniya me hum nahi…
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Aap Hume Bhool Jao Hume Koi Gum Nahi,
Jis Din Humne Aapko Bhuladiya,
Samajh Lijiyega, is duniya me hum nahi…
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Two devils came into ….
Two devils came into my dreams.
They said, “We want to disturb some good person”.
I suggest them your name.
They said, “We cannot disturb our boss!”
Good Night !!
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They said, “We want to disturb some good person”.
I suggest them your name.
They said, “We cannot disturb our boss!”
Good Night !!
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Ek Ladka Naukri Ki T ….
Ek Ladka Naukri Ki Talaash Mein Shehar Mein Aa To Gaya Lekin Use Rahne Ke Liye Kamara Nahi Mila
Thak Haar Ke Wo Kisi Ke Darwaje Ke Aage Baith Gaya,
Thodi Der Baad Ek Ladki Bahar Aayi. Usne Us Ladke Ki Story Suni Aur Uspar Taras Kha Ke Apne Hi Room Mein Rahne Ko Kaha, Ladka Maan Gaya.
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Ek Hi Kamre Mein Ek Hi Bed Par Beech Mein Takiya Laga Kar Soote The. Kaafi Din Tak Wo Ek Saath Hi Rehte Rahe.
Ek Din Ladka Raat Ko Apni Job Se Late Aaya Aur Darwaaja Khatkaya Par Ladki Ne Nahi Khola.
Ladke Ne Darwaja Zor Se Se Khatkaya Par Andar Se Koi Jawaab Nahi Aaya.
Ladka Gusse Mein Aakar: “Darwaja Kholti Hai
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Thak Haar Ke Wo Kisi Ke Darwaje Ke Aage Baith Gaya,
Thodi Der Baad Ek Ladki Bahar Aayi. Usne Us Ladke Ki Story Suni Aur Uspar Taras Kha Ke Apne Hi Room Mein Rahne Ko Kaha, Ladka Maan Gaya.
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Ek Hi Kamre Mein Ek Hi Bed Par Beech Mein Takiya Laga Kar Soote The. Kaafi Din Tak Wo Ek Saath Hi Rehte Rahe.
Ek Din Ladka Raat Ko Apni Job Se Late Aaya Aur Darwaaja Khatkaya Par Ladki Ne Nahi Khola.
Ladke Ne Darwaja Zor Se Se Khatkaya Par Andar Se Koi Jawaab Nahi Aaya.
Ladka Gusse Mein Aakar: “Darwaja Kholti Hai
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Tomorrow there will ….
Tomorrow there will be a Fight between my Teachers.
Guess Why?
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Ans. Because Tomorrow is GURU WAR.(Thursday) xD
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Guess Why?
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Ans. Because Tomorrow is GURU WAR.(Thursday) xD
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