Recently a man had t ….
Recently a man had to be hospitalised to get his wedding ring cut off, as it got stuck on his penis. Actually, this guy’s girlfriend found the ring in his pant pocket and got so mad at him that she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
Or
3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring!
I don’t know what’s worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
Or
3. Finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring!