Santa, Banta and the ….
Santa, Banta and their wives went out camping one weekend. Santa and Banta slept in one tent while the wives used the other.
At about three in the morning, Santa woke up and yelled, “Wow, unbelievable!”
Which woke Banta.
“What’s going on?” said Banta.
“I’ve got to go to the other tent and find my wife.” said Santa.
“How come?” said Banta.
“To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I’ve ever had in my life!” said Santa.
After a pause, Banta said, “Do you want me to come with you?”
“Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?” said Santa.
“Because that’s my dick you’re holding.”
At about three in the morning, Santa woke up and yelled, “Wow, unbelievable!”
Which woke Banta.
“What’s going on?” said Banta.
“I’ve got to go to the other tent and find my wife.” said Santa.
“How come?” said Banta.
“To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I’ve ever had in my life!” said Santa.
After a pause, Banta said, “Do you want me to come with you?”
“Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?” said Santa.
“Because that’s my dick you’re holding.”