Santa leaves a bar, ….
Santa leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he`s stopped by a police officer.
The officer walked up to the driver`s side window holding a Breathalyzer and said, “Good evening sir. We`re testing for drunk driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”
Santa replied, “I`m sorry, I can`t do that. I have asthma. If I blow in that machine, I will get out of air.”
“In that case, I`m going to have to ask you to come back to the station for a blood test.”
Santa said, “I can`t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”.
The officer said, `Then you`ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line.”
“Can`t do that either,” said Santa
The officer was getting irritated. “And why not?”
“Because I`m dead drunk.”
The officer walked up to the driver`s side window holding a Breathalyzer and said, “Good evening sir. We`re testing for drunk driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”
Santa replied, “I`m sorry, I can`t do that. I have asthma. If I blow in that machine, I will get out of air.”
“In that case, I`m going to have to ask you to come back to the station for a blood test.”
Santa said, “I can`t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”.
The officer said, `Then you`ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line.”
“Can`t do that either,” said Santa
The officer was getting irritated. “And why not?”
“Because I`m dead drunk.”