'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Santa Police station ja kar kehta hai: Inspector saab, mujhe ek FIR likhwaani hai.


Inspector: Kaun ho tum, kya hua, aur kiske khilaaf FIR karwaani hai?


Santa: Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rahi hai.


Inspector: Kaun de raha hai dhamkiyaan tumko, aur kya bol raha hai?


Santa: BSNL wale, kehte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge…!