The train was travel ….
The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for Santa reading his paper.
Santa peered over his paper and asked “Would you let me f**k you for a fifty rupee?”
“Certainly not!” exclaimed young lady, and Santa returned to his paper.
A short while later Santa looked across again and said “Would you let me f**k you for ten thousand rupees?”
After a brief pause, the woman replied “yes, I suppose I would.”
Again Santa returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later Santa asked “Would you let me f**k you for Rs 20?”
“Certainly not!” replied the young woman, getting angry now “What kind of girl do you take me for?”
“We`ve already established that” replied Santa, “We`re just haggling over the price!”
Santa peered over his paper and asked “Would you let me f**k you for a fifty rupee?”
“Certainly not!” exclaimed young lady, and Santa returned to his paper.
A short while later Santa looked across again and said “Would you let me f**k you for ten thousand rupees?”
After a brief pause, the woman replied “yes, I suppose I would.”
Again Santa returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later Santa asked “Would you let me f**k you for Rs 20?”
“Certainly not!” replied the young woman, getting angry now “What kind of girl do you take me for?”
“We`ve already established that” replied Santa, “We`re just haggling over the price!”