Author Archives: Froopy

Call from a bank…. ….

Call from a bank….

“Hello Mam”.
We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!.
1. No annual charges
2. No interest on balance for three months
3. Big credit limit
4. No penalties for over spending.

Smart reply by the my wife
” No thanks “.
I have husband…
1. With no lifetime charges
2. No spending limit
3. No penalties and the most important is
4. No repayment forever.

Line cut without a word😜😄😜😄

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A woman in hot air b ….

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost…

She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.

Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.

Lady: You must be an engineer.

Man: How do you know?

Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I’m still lost.

Engineer: You must be in Top Management.

Lady: Ya. How do you know?

Engineer: You don’t know where you are or wher

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An old man goes to h ….

An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation.


The doctor checks out his leg, but can’t find anything wrong, so he gives the old guy a full physical exam, and still can’t come up with any possible explanation for the pain.


The doctor hands the patient his bill and says, “I’m sorry, but the pain in your leg is simply caused by old age; there’s nothing I can do about it.”


The old man replies with a look of disbelief, “That’s impossible! That can’t be!”


The Doctor says, “What do you mean? I’m the expert here; if you know so much, how can y

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ek gujrati bhagwan s ….

ek gujrati bhagwan se kehta hai:-hey bhagwan tune ye kaisi zindagi di na paisa,na bachcha,na,na ghar aur ek maa hai woh bhi andhi.

to bhagwan uska dukh dekhke bole:-bachcha thik hai main tumhara ek wish puri kar sakta hoon maango kya maangna hai par yaad rahe ek wish.

to woh aadmi wish karta hai:-main chahata hoon ki mere bunglow me meri bachchon ko meri biwi diamond ke kade pehnate hue meri maa dekhe..smart gujju

dekha ek hi wish me kaise saare wish pure ho gaye

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