Author Archives: Froopy
It is the mark of gr ….
It is the mark of great people to treat trifles as trifles and important matters as important.
~ Doris Lessing
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~ Doris Lessing
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1st Aadmi : Bhagwan ….
1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhawan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhagwan : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi: Prabhu main shaadi shuda hoon.
Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.
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Bhawan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhagwan : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi: Prabhu main shaadi shuda hoon.
Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.
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There were three fri ….
There were three friends that always wanted to play golf every Saturday afternoon, but couldn`t because of their wives objections.
So one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course and were waiting at the first tee when one guy said, “I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!!!”
The second said, “That`s nothing I had to buy MY wife a new sports car to get out here today!!!”
The third said, “Boy you guys are a couple of wimps; I didn`t have to buy my wife anything!!!”
They both looked at him and asked how he managed that!
The smartest of the three said, “It was easy, when I got up this
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So one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course and were waiting at the first tee when one guy said, “I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!!!”
The second said, “That`s nothing I had to buy MY wife a new sports car to get out here today!!!”
The third said, “Boy you guys are a couple of wimps; I didn`t have to buy my wife anything!!!”
They both looked at him and asked how he managed that!
The smartest of the three said, “It was easy, when I got up this
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Biwi: Sunoji, 1 haft ….
Biwi: Sunoji, 1 hafta ho Gaya, aap chudai kyo nahi karte?
Husband: Tumhari behen ki shaadi hai’ na ?
Biwi: haa…to ?
Husband: Usko practice karwa raha hu
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Husband: Tumhari behen ki shaadi hai’ na ?
Biwi: haa…to ?
Husband: Usko practice karwa raha hu
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In Parliament: Spea ….
In Parliament:
Speaker: Now I invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi for his address to the nation.
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi
Sonia: She is asking you to address the nation and not our home address!
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Speaker: Now I invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi for his address to the nation.
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi
Sonia: She is asking you to address the nation and not our home address!
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Santa, Banta and the ….
Santa, Banta and their wives went out camping one weekend. Santa and Banta slept in one tent while the wives used the other.
At about three in the morning, Santa woke up and yelled, “Wow, unbelievable!”
Which woke Banta.
“What’s going on?” said Banta.
“I’ve got to go to the other tent and find my wife.” said Santa.
“How come?” said Banta.
“To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I’ve ever had in my life!” said Santa.
After a pause, Banta said, “Do you want me to come with you?”
“Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?” said Santa.<b
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At about three in the morning, Santa woke up and yelled, “Wow, unbelievable!”
Which woke Banta.
“What’s going on?” said Banta.
“I’ve got to go to the other tent and find my wife.” said Santa.
“How come?” said Banta.
“To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I’ve ever had in my life!” said Santa.
After a pause, Banta said, “Do you want me to come with you?”
“Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?” said Santa.<b
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