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Wife: I am going to ….

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Wife: I am going to my Moms for 10 days. I have told my girl friend to come here and cook dinner for you. If it will get late, she can stay overnight. And yes, if you are getting bored, I have asked the my girlfriend next door to give you a porn movie CD at night. If you feel alone, she can give you company. Take the condoms from the cupboard. If you get tired, I have kept liquor in the freeze but don’t go overboard, stay in limit.
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A kangaroo kept gett ….

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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How high do you think they`ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

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